Workplace Romantic T-Shirts

"Before I give you this anonymous Valentine's card coudl you just sign this waiver confirming that you won't fall uncontrollably in love with me...or take out a sexual harassment suit!"

"Jing, you have to tell me...does Baldo have a girlfriend?"

"I'll consider your proposal at the next meeting."

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Company Ink.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

'Nice try, but I'm still not feeling any chemistry between us.'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"I'm leaving my job so that I can spend time with another job."

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

'Just because you fell in love on company time is no reason why the company has to give you time off to get married on.'

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'We can't go on meeting like this, Brian. It's not you I want - it's your job.'

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

'I don't suffer fools gladly, Mr Fusco.'

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

The Adventures of Morton - the feminist.

Office Crush

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."

"Nobody's reading our company blog, we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!"

'Watch your mouth.'

'I wouldn't say we're involved. It's more like entangled.'