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"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

'We are gathered here today to witness this merger...'

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Company Ink.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

Investments: Call us hopeless romantics for still believing money can make you happy!

'Good news - we're merging with Mellman's Jelly and Alpine Toast.'

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

'Nice try, but I'm still not feeling any chemistry between us.'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'We need two armored cars - one for cash, one for employees.'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"I'm leaving my job so that I can spend time with another job."

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

'...assuming the numbers are right, ask her to marry you.'

'Just because you fell in love on company time is no reason why the company has to give you time off to get married on.'

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

'Each company is making it hard to choose between merger offers.'

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'We can't go on meeting like this, Brian. It's not you I want - it's your job.'

'I don't suffer fools gladly, Mr Fusco.'

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

"I don't love you any less. It's just a decrease in the rate of increase."

'Watch your mouth.'

'I wouldn't say we're involved. It's more like entangled.'