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"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

'We are gathered here today to witness this merger...'

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Company Ink.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

Investments: Call us hopeless romantics for still believing money can make you happy!

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

'We need two armored cars - one for cash, one for employees.'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"I'm leaving my job so that I can spend time with another job."

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

'...assuming the numbers are right, ask her to marry you.'

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

'Each company is making it hard to choose between merger offers.'

"Is this business or pleasure?"

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

'Just because you fell in love on company time is no reason why the company has to give you time off to get married on.'

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'We can't go on meeting like this, Brian. It's not you I want - it's your job.'

"I don't love you any less. It's just a decrease in the rate of increase."

'I don't suffer fools gladly, Mr Fusco.'

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

'That is the worst excuse for forgetting to send a Valentines card that I have ever heard!'

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."

'I wouldn't say we're involved. It's more like entangled.'