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'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'We like your zip-a-dee. You need to work on your dooh-dah.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Miami Mice

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Macho Vegetarian

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

Cursing Scientist.

Psych 101 Frog Lab

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'

Professor...what are you doing?

"Well, here's the problem. Someone changed the greeting control from 'curt nod' to 'hug.'"

"We're making progress."

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

Wishing Well

Raymond Queneau

'Well, it is the complete works of Shakespeare all right, however this pig is claiming he wrote it.'

Two discoveries.

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

'I've got a tight schedule.'

"My God! There are traces of tuna fish in this shipment of mercury."

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

Abstract Art

"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

"That may not be the best option for printing out your novel."

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

1749 - While grabbing a lamp before retrieving jerky from the cellar, Ben Franklin discovers static electricity.

'I'm what you can't learn at Harvard Business school.'