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"You have word-ill."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"You're going to hate yourself."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Backfire

Cut Price

Fast food. Even faster food

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Shampoo.

Wordplay: Hibernation.

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

Silence of the Chickens...

Dog Park

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Cat Burglar

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Bangers and Mash

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Introducing...Anagraman.

Artifishial Intelligence

Czarcasm

"Bed Spread"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

Hamlet

It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.

Thesaurus Publishing: Out, Not here, Gone, Absent.