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'Somebody slipped a tranq in the rani's twanky.'

'The malkin and the ouphe shared some malmsey.'

Dash Board

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"You're going to hate yourself."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Backfire

Cut Price

Fast food. Even faster food

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Shampoo.

Dog Park

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

Silence of the Chickens...

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Homo Gamus

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Bangers and Mash

Cat Burglar

Artifishial Intelligence

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Eldrow

Czarcasm

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Bed Spread"

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"