Word Game Guru Prints

'Somebody slipped a tranq in the rani's twanky.'

'The malkin and the ouphe shared some malmsey.'

Dash Board

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"You're going to hate yourself."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Backfire

Fast food. Even faster food

Cut Price

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Dog Park

Shampoo.

Silence of the Chickens...

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Homo Gamus

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Czarcasm

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Artifishial Intelligence

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Bangers and Mash

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Bed Spread"

Cat Burglar

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

Hamlet