Word Game Creator Mugs

"You have word-ill."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"You're going to hate yourself."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Backfire

Fast food. Even faster food

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Cut Price

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

Silence of the Chickens...

Wordplay: Hibernation.

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

Shampoo.

Dog Park

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Cat Burglar

Czarcasm

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Bed Spread"

Bangers and Mash

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Introducing...Anagraman.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Artifishial Intelligence

Eldrow

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

Hamlet

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.