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I've given up editing your Wikipedia entry. I still neither know nor care what that means. Tap tap tap tap tap. Instead, I've put up a whole new page for you on Wookieepedia. Did you know you were Chewbacca's first love? But he left you after 200 years of castigation and belittling. You hurt me like the bug hurts the windshield, dork-boy. Also, Chewbacca thought you had too much nose hair.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Jewish Geometry

'I did it all from memory.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

A masked man serenading

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Collective unconscious.

"He's sending an instant message."

No bottle feeding.

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

The Right-Wing's Five Steps of Climate Change

"What have you done to the climate modelling program?"

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'

Opportunity to demonstrate optimistic attitude

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

Octopus and submarine

Prayer to Share

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

'Fascinating. The rats choose chocolate nine times out of ten, but they always feel guilty about it later.'

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

"They said my barking was becoming inflammatory."

"Gracie learned how to whistle today."

Baby enters Birthmark Removal from Maternity Ward.