Wookieepedia Contributor Gifts

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Jewish Geometry

'I did it all from memory.'

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

A masked man serenading

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"He's sending an instant message."

Collective unconscious.

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

No bottle feeding.

The Right-Wing's Five Steps of Climate Change

"What have you done to the climate modelling program?"

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'

Opportunity to demonstrate optimistic attitude

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

Prayer to Share

Octopus and submarine

'Fascinating. The rats choose chocolate nine times out of ten, but they always feel guilty about it later.'

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

"They said my barking was becoming inflammatory."

"Gracie learned how to whistle today."

"It won't be the hottest year on record for long."

'Outside, they let me off the leash only to fetch the paper. It's sort of a work-release program.'