Woof Wardrobe Stylist Gifts

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Dogs

No Soliciting

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Dog on a plane.

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Puss in Heels

"I see a couch."

Collective unconscious.

"He's sending an instant message."

Easter Egg

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

“Dear, I don’t mind if you pick out my shirt. You gotta look at me, I don’t.”

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

Beware of Dogs

'If dogs named themselves...'

'He's my personal trainer.'

"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."