Woof Wardrobe Stylist Pillows

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

No Soliciting

Dogs

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Dog on a plane.

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Puss in Heels

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"I see a couch."

Collective unconscious.

"He's sending an instant message."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Easter Egg

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

“Dear, I don’t mind if you pick out my shirt. You gotta look at me, I don’t.”

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

Beware of Dogs

'If dogs named themselves...'

'He's my personal trainer.'

"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."

"You understand about ten of my words, but I understand NONE of your barks."