Wardrobe Whoops Pillows

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

How to read the dress code?

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

Wearing all black

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

Boyfriend Shirt.

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."

"Don't rush me, I can't find nothing to wear."

"They're all in fashion this time of year - just pick one!"

"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."

"He'd have hidden in the wardrobe if you'd tidied it up like I asked you to do."