Wardrobe Whoops Pillows

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

How to read the dress code?

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

Wearing all black

Boyfriend Shirt.

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"No no no! Stripes are soooo half-past four!"

"He says he's dressing up for summer."

"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."

"Don't rush me, I can't find nothing to wear."

'I know you want to draw attentin to your blog, but having a wardrobe malfunction won't help.'

"They're all in fashion this time of year - just pick one!"

"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."