Wardrobe Whoopsie Admirer Pillows

"Honey, I don't want to add to the stress of your first day as a judge, but that's not your robe, it's my black cocktail dress."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Mating rituals

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Hairstyles

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Put another minnow on my line!"

The Fashions

Solidarity.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

A penguin wearing a hoodie

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

'Fairy friday.'

Fat Kid 9- Mummy and Daddy are insane

You're getting to be a rabbit with me.

Snowmanbun

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

Man in Crab Outfit

'I know you want to draw attentin to your blog, but having a wardrobe malfunction won't help.'

Teddy for each day of the week

'Maybe he said store the wine horizontally...'

JOIN THE ARMY!, 'I'm tempted -- I just LOVE their earth tones!'

Tattoos & Super Powers Removed

This ain't no cupboard love.

Man to wife: 'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

Consumer of Pears.

Husband trying to distract his wife from the shop window displays

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"