Whoopsie Appreciator Pillows

'Maybe he said store the wine horizontally...'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Teddy Time Bears

"Things are looking up!"

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Imagine

Final words on gravestones.

Cow Kong

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

Elephant Magic Carpet

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"

"I just love your use of lying"

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"I'm used to having a pussycat doctor."

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

"Give me a cereal, extra marshmallows."

Barristers playing a joke

Fish sleeping in a sardines tin.

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears