Woody Allen Fan T-Shirts

Wordilly Durdillies - Woody Alien

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

The Dandy

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

Basketball.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Bowling ball head.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

Big Charmer Is Watching

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

Butterfly Bow-tie.

Such Terrible News...and Such Small Portions

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

Bob Dylan wins Nobel Prize for Literature

"His forces are massing here, but still no word on where Waldo himself is."

"No-one scores against the All Blacks."

Pinocchio on a date: "Before this goes any further, you should know that I've got fungal rot."

'Why you called Mr. Plod?'

'Be sexy! Wear a tie'

Annual Run Like a Penguin Marathon.

"How about that? Is Cruz a collector?"

Camera would like to know your location. Maps would like to know your locations. Ok, yes, everyone would like to know your location.

Project 2025

Waldo Caught on CCTV

"How are you fixed for oats?"

'Are you sure the four seasons aren't baseball, football, basketball and hockey?'

General Store: We Now Carry Items!

'I told you not to yodel when you got up there for karaoke.'

'Honey, do you have a spare?'

"I know my business - don't bother me with fads."