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Trial by Media

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Moby Dick

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Ask A Silly Question.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Slalom

Ukulelean abduction

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

Arrest of La Tuta

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Frog Prince

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."