Hall & Oates Fan Gifts

"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"

Trial by Media

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

This side is the gag reel.

Moby Dick

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Romulus and Remus

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

Slalom

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

Ukulelean abduction

Bertolt Brecht

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

Arrest of La Tuta

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

'Okay, just be patient -- it could be months before they learn to obey all of these.'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

Frog Prince