Woodwork Warrior Pillows

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

F&E Pest Control. I love fighting termites! They're such a bunch of gnaw-it-alls!

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'It says here dry rot is on the increase.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Can do...No can do

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Time for More Paperwork

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Late/Too Late.

In and Out Tray

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"Lovely dovetail."

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile