Woodwork Warrior Prints

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'It says here dry rot is on the increase.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Can do...No can do

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Time for More Paperwork

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Late/Too Late.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

In and Out Tray

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Lovely dovetail."

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."