Yardwork Warrior Prints

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

This Job Sucks

Hardy Annuals

'...For ruining my client's weekends and his lower back pain. See you in court.'

"At least they all fell down at once. . ."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Gardener

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."