Woodshop Wizard Pillows

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"We only got six days of funding."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Lovely dovetail."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Targets.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Waiting for retirement.

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Like father like son.

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

Luthier

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Most projects require three hands."

Nick Offerman