Woodstove Prints

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Lovely dovetail."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

Husband bakes a pie

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Pan Extension Chord

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Roasted

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Hot pot

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Most projects require three hands."

Whittlers Mother

Nick Offerman

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Bob's a tool belt."

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Naked Furniture