Relaxing By The Fire Prints

Thoughts of Fall

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Good News about winter

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Harsh Mellows.

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'Anything good on the telly tonight? Yes dear the vase!'

The following story is based on actual events.

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"I'm getting bitten, and it's not by tall bond traders with accents."

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

"I thought we'd stay in and finish this boxed set."

"No, this movie isn't dragging. You've got it on 'pause'."

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."