Fireside Relaxation Prints

Paul and Mrs. Pipchin

A pig warming himself before a coal fire.

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Good News about winter

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

A man sitting in the grass reading

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"What … have … you … done?"

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

City Hammock

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Home theatre.

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

Thoughts of Fall

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

Spring

"What are you looking at?"

"Weekend forecast: wet and windy, with a 85% chance of Scrabble."

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

'I like it.'

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

Catching the Sun

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs