Woodstove Pillows

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Lovely dovetail."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Husband bakes a pie

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

Pan Extension Chord

Roasted

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Hot pot

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"Most projects require three hands."

Nick Offerman

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Naked Furniture

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Bob's a tool belt."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'