Antique Stoves Pillows

Roasted

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Southwark Fair.

Second hand furniture.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Sundial Time

You had me at vintage.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Fossil record player.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

"There's more inside."

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

The First Printed Bible

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"It makes you look old."

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.