Antique Stoves Pillows

Roasted

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Southwark Fair.

Second hand furniture.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Sundial Time

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Fossil record player.

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

You had me at vintage.

"There's more inside."

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

The First Printed Bible

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Luthier

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"