Wombat Lover Gifts

Beware the Hand-To-Hand Wombat

"Ahhh... close enough."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Echo Tourism'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"This stool shall pass."

Snowmobull

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

E-Baying @ The Moon

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Skiing

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'