Womb Wanderer Gifts

"I'm tied in with a leash. Where the heck do they think I'm going to run to??"

"The long range forecast is a bit repetitive in here......warm and cosy, warm and cosy and warm and cosy!"

Bitchbark Canoe

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'You lifted your head.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Now that's an afro!'

Sparkling Water

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Hither and Yon sign

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Where the wild things were."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Battery Lighthouse

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Coronavirus world

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'