Womanhood Navigator Pillows

Waiting for that period like. . . ruined yet another perfectly nice white panty.

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Fishing direction sign.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER, 'That kind of thinking leads to marriage.'

My wife is the inspiration behind the light speed spaceship - the longer I'm married, the more I want to be the first human who lives on Mars.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'