Womanhood Navigator Prints

Waiting for that period like. . . ruined yet another perfectly nice white panty.

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Fishing direction sign.

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Canadian Canoe.

'So much for your internal compass.'

Bear Signpost.

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

Mine Shaft of Love.

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

My wife is the inspiration behind the light speed spaceship - the longer I'm married, the more I want to be the first human who lives on Mars.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER, 'That kind of thinking leads to marriage.'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"