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"Yes, it is a brick house. What the wolf did not realize though, is that it is only brick veneer, but, with a reinforced concrete structure!"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Why bother?"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'I say we try it.'

"I'll have dessert first."

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

Human meat.

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"I'm afraid Larry sleeps with more than just the fishes."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

The End is Near.

Walking on Water