Wolf Tale Ponderer Mugs

"Yes, it is a brick house. What the wolf did not realize though, is that it is only brick veneer, but, with a reinforced concrete structure!"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Why bother?"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Ghost puddle

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I'll have dessert first."

'I say we try it.'

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

Fortune teller sees impending doom

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Human meat.

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"I'm afraid Larry sleeps with more than just the fishes."

The End is Near.

Walking on Water