Woke Culture Gifts

Death to Stultophobia

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Lynching on social media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Louis Armstrong

Great Chinese Dynasties

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Talk nerdy to me."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

vaccine wars.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Woman carries the world.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

The height of fashion in 1796

Honoré de Balzac

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Now that's an afro!'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Culture Saturday

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...