Wizardry And Football Lover Gifts

Fantasy Football League.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

Eye of Newt Helper

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

"After all these years, I'm sure of only one thing: when I heat the liquid, it boils."

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

The Wizard.

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

"Some of us think he's a sales magician."

"You can't cut my head off! -- I have tenure!"

"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service changes."

'Once you do transmute lead into gold, you'll find the market for it is very speculative.'