Wizard Wayfarer Gifts

Hither and Yon sign

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Food deliverer's baby.

Obama of Oz.

Dog Walker

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Looking at You Are Here Map "How do they know?"

"Follow the yellow brick sinkhooole. . ."

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon.'

You Are Lost Here.

"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

Street Smarts.

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

"We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. They're using the metric system."

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

'I'm off to see the gizzard.'

You are here.

"To subtle?"

Road closed

'I'm popping out for a brief spell.'

'No Rashid, I didn't bring the milk... did you?'

"Follow the yellow brick road"

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. . ."

"Besides rust, do you have any pre-existing conditions?"

An Oarsman