Witty Wage Warriors Pillows

A Man Recieving His Wages.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

"White Collar Prison"

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

'A word in my office Jones.'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

Minimum wage.

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

'I want to discuss my salary!'

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

Payroll Dept. My economic anxiety has less to do with the weak dollar than the week's dollars! (Published originally on March 14, 2008.)