Witty Wage Warriors Prints

A Man Recieving His Wages.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

"White Collar Prison"

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

'A word in my office Jones.'

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

Minimum wage.

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

'I want to discuss my salary!'

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

"You've bust your hump."

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"