Witty Sportsman Pillows

Cricketers

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Are you pleased to see me or is that a vuvuzela down your trousers?"

'Put a little backspin on the ball.'

Magician Playing Golf.