Witty Sportsman Prints

Cricketers

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Inflatable Duck Boat

The Hockey World

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

Magician Playing Golf.

"Are you pleased to see me or is that a vuvuzela down your trousers?"