Witty Retort Enthusiast Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures a sharp sense of humor? Our collection for Witty Retort Enthusiasts features witty, clever designs perfect for those who love to deliver a punchline. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, find something that celebrates quick wit and sharp comebacks. These gifts are ideal for anyone who enjoys a bit of playful banter and clever humor daily.

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Mistresses and Servants

Mistresses and Servants mockup

Mistresses and Servants mockup

Mistresses and Servants mockup

Mistresses and Servants mockup

Mistresses and Servants

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"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida." mockup

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida." mockup

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida." mockup

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida." mockup

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

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"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity." mockup

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity." mockup

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity." mockup

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity." mockup

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

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'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.' mockup

'The History Channel is all reruns.' mockup

'The History Channel is all reruns.' mockup

'The History Channel is all reruns.' mockup

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

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"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Now, how can I be of assistance?" mockup

"Now, how can I be of assistance?" mockup

"Now, how can I be of assistance?" mockup

"Now, how can I be of assistance?" mockup

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

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Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Smart Ass - Wise Ass mockup

Smart Ass - Wise Ass mockup

Smart Ass - Wise Ass mockup

Smart Ass - Wise Ass mockup

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

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'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...' mockup

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...' mockup

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...' mockup

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...' mockup

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

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reincarnated worm...

reincarnated worm... mockup

reincarnated worm... mockup

reincarnated worm... mockup

reincarnated worm... mockup

reincarnated worm...

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The height of fashion in 1796

The height of fashion in 1796 mockup

The height of fashion in 1796 mockup

The height of fashion in 1796 mockup

The height of fashion in 1796 mockup

The height of fashion in 1796

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"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!" mockup

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!" mockup

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!" mockup

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!" mockup

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

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Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program. mockup

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program. mockup

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program. mockup

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program. mockup

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

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"I don't like the looks of that!"

"I don't like the looks of that!" mockup

"I don't like the looks of that!" mockup

"I don't like the looks of that!" mockup

"I don't like the looks of that!" mockup

"I don't like the looks of that!"

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"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?" mockup

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?" mockup

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?" mockup

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?" mockup

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

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"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?" mockup

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?" mockup

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?" mockup

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?" mockup

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

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"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!" mockup

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!" mockup

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!" mockup

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!" mockup

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

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'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.' mockup

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.' mockup

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.' mockup

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.' mockup

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

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"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab." mockup

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab." mockup

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab." mockup

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab." mockup

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

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"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights" mockup

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights" mockup

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights" mockup

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights" mockup

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

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'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.' mockup

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.' mockup

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.' mockup

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.' mockup

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

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Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill! mockup

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill! mockup

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill! mockup

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill! mockup

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

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'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...' mockup

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...' mockup

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...' mockup

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...' mockup

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

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'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!' mockup

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!' mockup

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!' mockup

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!' mockup

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

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'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...' mockup

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...' mockup

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...' mockup

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...' mockup

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

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Meat Grinder mockup

Meat Grinder mockup

Meat Grinder mockup

Meat Grinder mockup

Meat Grinder

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"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?" mockup

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?" mockup

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?" mockup

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?" mockup

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

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Turkish Democracy

Turkish Democracy mockup

Turkish Democracy mockup

Turkish Democracy mockup

Turkish Democracy mockup

Turkish Democracy

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Witty Retort Enthusiast Gifts Collection

Witty Retort Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs and find the perfect humorous gift for the sharpest conversationalists.

Witty Retort Enthusiast Pillows

Browse our collection of humorous pillows, perfect for adding a witty touch to any lounge or bedroom.

Witty Retort Enthusiast Prints

Check out our witty art prints, crafted to bring humor and sharpness to your wall decor.

Witty Retort Enthusiast T-Shirts

Discover our witty t-shirt collection—ideal for those who love making clever statements with their style.