'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'
Witty Gifters Gifts
Searching for gifts that match the sharp wit of your friends and family? Our collection of clever, witty products offers a fun way to show you care. From playful mugs to humorous prints, there's something perfect for every witty gifter who loves a good laugh and appreciates creative humor.
Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.
Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.
'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'
Santa 'Freezing' Claus.
"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"
How the gift registry should really work
Bagel problems.
A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'
'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'
House Broken.
'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'
Sudoku toilet paper
"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"
'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'
An Anarchist's Christmas
Acme Coffee Co.
"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."
Hand Sanitiser in the Middle of the Ocean
"Seriously? Earrings again? How much thought do you actually put into buying me presents?"
"I hope you've come home with something for your wind."
Christmas postie!
"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"
'I should have told you about the side effects. Anyway, I think it looks really good small.'
"Well? Try them out!"
"We don't need proof of each delivery."
Ockham chooses a razor
"Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse."
Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.
A panhandler with a sign that reads "If not me, who? If not now, when?"
'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'
'You didn't chew, did you ?!'
The art of regifting
"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."
Snow Stab.
Witty Gifters Gifts Collection
Witty Gifters Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs to find the perfect humorous gift for your witty gifters—bringing smiles one sip at a time.
Witty Gifters Pillows
Browse our clever pillows featuring witty sayings and humorous graphics, making great gifts for those with a sharp sense of humor.
Witty Gifters Prints
Discover our collection of witty prints, designed to add a humorous and intelligent touch to any space—perfect for fans of clever humor and creative expression.
Witty Gifters T-Shirts
Check out our range of witty t-shirts, packed with clever sayings and fun designs that any witty gifter will love to wear.