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Witty Gift Seekers Gifts
Looking for a gift that tickles the funny bone and showcases a sharp wit? Our collection of witty gifts is ideal for creative spirits who appreciate humor with a clever twist. Whether it’s a quirky mug, a clever t-shirt, or a playful print, these gifts are designed to entertain and impress. Celebrate their love for wit and originality with a gift that’s sure to bring joy and a good laugh every day.
"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."
God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.
All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.
E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."
Easter Island Cheeseheads
Ball as water-melon.
Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.
A watch face with Stonehenge
'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'
T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong
Where Deviled Eggs come from
Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away
"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"
Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.
A baby using a heavy duty drill
"Roadkill cookies"
'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'
Santa's Helpers
"Pass that."
International House of Excrement
Regifts of the Magi
Fish mobsters.
Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.
'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'
'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'
"What seems to be the problem?"
'...You're just not built to take selfies.'
'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'
"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."
"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."
"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."
"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."
Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas
"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."
Witty Gift Seekers Gifts Collection
Witty Gift Seekers Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs that bring humor to your morning coffee routine. Perfect for anyone with a sharp sense of humor.
Witty Gift Seekers Pillows
Check out our fun pillows featuring witty phrases and playful designs, perfect for brightening up any space with humor.
Witty Gift Seekers Prints
Browse our witty prints that add a creative and humorous touch to your home or office decor. A great gift for the clever and funny in your life.
Witty Gift Seekers T-Shirts
Discover our clever t-shirts that showcase humorous sayings and witty designs. Ideal for anyone who loves to wear their humor on their sleeve.