Witty Gifts Gifts

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Bagel problems.

Solitaire card shark.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

House Broken.

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

Sudoku toilet paper

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'This milk smells funny.'

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

"I hope you've come home with something for your wind."

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

Christmas postie!

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

'Keep in mind I'm beautiful on the inside.'

'I should have told you about the side effects. Anyway, I think it looks really good small.'

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

"Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse."

"We don't need proof of each delivery."

'I just feel so much better buying the free range Pinatas.'

"If you're so sober, why ain't you rich?"

'I've always been a bit of a ladies' man.'

"It's a HO.. HO.. HOLD-UP!"

Doctor.

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

"Good Grief! He thinks he is Santa Claus!"

santa claus megaphone.