Witty Art Collectors T-Shirts

"As I thought...the carefree extravagant days are over. There's no marble foyer."

Hollywood Sign Developers

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

"Whose the new guy?"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

US aid to Ukraine

American Bombs

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

Democratic Party Access For Under $100.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'Look a huge bird!'

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

The Heating Oil Problem.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Well, they look friendly enough."

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

A Company Run By One Genius Supervising Thousands of Morons

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

Witless protection prgram

The Wackoman (Heat it).

The Space Potatoes talk about....Madonna.

Dinosaur Pet Stores

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"