"As I thought...the carefree extravagant days are over. There's no marble foyer."
Witty Art Collectors Gifts
Looking for a gift for your witty art collector friend or loved one? Explore our collection of humorous and clever art prints, mugs, t-shirts, and pillows designed for those who appreciate wit and creativity in their art. These pieces are ideal for adding a splash of humor and intelligence to any space, making every day a little brighter and more inspired.
Hollywood Sign Developers
Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure
"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."
Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.
Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing
"Whose the new guy?"
T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong
"Guide to physical comedy fish"
'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'
"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"
Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."
US aid to Ukraine
American Bombs
Newton Discovers Surrealism.
Democratic Party Access For Under $100.
"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."
'Look a huge bird!'
'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'
'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'
The Heating Oil Problem.
'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''
"Well, they look friendly enough."
'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'
Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.
'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'
A Company Run By One Genius Supervising Thousands of Morons
Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.
Witless protection prgram
The Wackoman (Heat it).
The Space Potatoes talk about....Madonna.
Dinosaur Pet Stores
The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island
Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.
"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"
Witty Art Collectors Gifts Collection
Witty Art Collectors Mugs
Explore our collection of witty art mugs—perfect for art lovers who enjoy a clever conversation starter with their favorite beverage.
Witty Art Collectors Pillows
Discover witty art pillows that add personality and a laugh to any space, perfect for collectors with a fun and creative flair.
Witty Art Collectors Prints
Browse our witty art prints to elevate your collection with clever, stylish pieces that spark smiles and conversation.
Witty Art Collectors T-Shirts
Find the perfect witty art t-shirt to showcase your creative spirit and sense of humor—great for collectors and casual wear alike.