Witness Protection T-Shirts

"Seriously? A funny disguise? This is the new witness protection program?"

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"#notguilty."

Privacy - Surveillance

HUAWEI 5G

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

Bribery and Corruption.

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

"Let's take in a trial."

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

Brett Kavanaugh Shows Why the US is the Bestest Country in the Whole Wide World

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

USA 2030

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

NHS targets

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

'Slow down. . . okay. . . 'Do you solemnly swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god?''

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

"Truth, whole truth, nothing but the truth? I'm not ready for that much of a commitment."

"You have to handle complaints very carefully, the shredder is at the end of the corridor."

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

Facebook in Crisis