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Jehovah's Witness Protection Program

'I don't think he's too happy with the identity we've given him, sarge!'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Privacy Conference Security

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Privacy - Surveillance

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

'Look over my shoulder and die!'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

Information Security

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

Super-ego Surveillance

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

'Invasion of privacy.'

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

'Nice, but let's call them the 'Bill of Rights' instead of the 'Bill of Loopholes'.'

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

'Slow down. . . okay. . . 'Do you solemnly swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god?''

Spy Cameras

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

"You have to handle complaints very carefully, the shredder is at the end of the corridor."

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

"Truth, whole truth, nothing but the truth? I'm not ready for that much of a commitment."