Witness Protection Mugs

Looking for a clever gift for someone in witness protection? Our mugs feature witty and discreet designs that bring humor to an otherwise serious situation. Ideal for everyday use!

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"Seriously? A funny disguise? This is the new witness protection program?"

"Seriously? A funny disguise? This is the new witness protection program?" mockup

"Seriously? A funny disguise? This is the new witness protection program?"

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'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.' mockup

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

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"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients." mockup

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

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Lady Justice and Confidential Files mockup

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

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'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.' mockup

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

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"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing." mockup

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

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"#notguilty."

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Privacy - Surveillance

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HUAWEI 5G

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'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.' mockup

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

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"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury." mockup

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

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Bribery and Corruption.

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"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message." mockup

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

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'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.' mockup

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

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'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?' mockup

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

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"Let's take in a trial."

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"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too." mockup

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

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"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?" mockup

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

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Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

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A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted". mockup

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

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'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.' mockup

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

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NHS targets

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'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.' mockup

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

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USA 2030

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'Slow down. . . okay. . . 'Do you solemnly swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god?''

'Slow down. . . okay. . . 'Do you solemnly swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god?'' mockup

'Slow down. . . okay. . . 'Do you solemnly swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god?''

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"Truth, whole truth, nothing but the truth? I'm not ready for that much of a commitment."

"Truth, whole truth, nothing but the truth? I'm not ready for that much of a commitment." mockup

"Truth, whole truth, nothing but the truth? I'm not ready for that much of a commitment."

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'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.' mockup

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

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'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.' mockup

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

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Facebook in Crisis

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"You have to handle complaints very carefully, the shredder is at the end of the corridor."

"You have to handle complaints very carefully, the shredder is at the end of the corridor." mockup

"You have to handle complaints very carefully, the shredder is at the end of the corridor."

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"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it." mockup

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

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"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers." mockup

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

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Witness Protection Mugs Collection

Witness Protection Pillows

Find cozy, funny pillows designed with privacy and humor in mind—ideal for gift-giving to someone in witness protection.

Witness Protection Prints

Browse our stylish prints that playfully honor the discreet life of witnesses with subtle humor and artful designs.

Witness Protection T-Shirts

Explore our collection of humorous and respectful t-shirts tailored for anyone embracing the witness protection lifestyle.