Wise Monkey Collector Prints

The advent of profanity: Noah to 3 monkeys: 'Only pairs are allowed on my ark, so one of you has to go!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

ZOO

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Influence this."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"What's another word for evolution?"

"This one? This one? Listen, make up your mind, or I;m picking out a flea for you."

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

Son, it's time you learned the facts of life. I'm dropping you off at the Monkey House in the zoo.