Funimal Collector Prints

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Mummy?!

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'Researching the opossum article.'

"When you said you wanted to bring a pet to work, I thought you meant a DOG!"

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

Free Range Cows.

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

'Obama's letting all the progress we made in Iraq go right down the drain...He's trying to distract everybody...'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.